Saturday, September 29, 2012

Few Men Never Get Girl Friends!

The often repeated topic. It seems to be a mystery until you really start thinking. Why some men can never fall in love or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining, without thinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully, I did it as a case study and found out some important issues which might concur with a majority of people who are rocking the same boat as mine.

1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class comrades who feel that its possible to get marks sitting in last row. In case of workplace, no girls are there in your project and you have like minded people like you as colleagues and wherein your entertainment oscillates between the bars and cinema theaters.

2) You obviously cant groove and dance, and dance around in a group in a disc by just shaking your head or grooving your hip. Desi music directors are your favorites. You can't wait for a bangra number to crop up. Unfortunately, you are too adept at dancing dappankuthu or desi dance, not the Americanized western hip hop dance.

3) You perceive discotheque to be a place where you will have a chance to unleash your dancing potential (dappankuthu) and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellow rogues, immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. This automatically repels the women from you (they consider you as out of civilization. But, unfortunately we think that we are the only people who can really dance)

4) Your Intelligence quotient mostly can take in just Jackie Chan, Arnold and Stallone flicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. You just can't take any English Romance films. Desi romance rocks. We invariably are the DDLJ and Hum Aapke Hai Kaun types. Shahrukh, Rajni, Kamal, Mohanlal, Mammotty, Chiranjeevi rock. 

5) You cant eat Spanish, Chinese foods and your favorite restaurant invariably happens to be Saravana Bhavan, Anandha Bhavan, Shanthi-Sagar, types. We frankly are clueless as to what are Bella Ciao, Wang's kitchen and things like that, unless we happen to go an a treat organised by the other guyz. You don't even have much choice in menu. Even though you can you can boast about it.

6) You don't see a reason why you have to go to Barristas or Qwiky's when the local corner "Nair Kadai Chaaya" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a Barristas. Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by an human and you are thankful to Nair for providing it to you. 

7) Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with your other fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke to the girl and impressing her. But when you seriously tell very good jokes, the blondes can't comprehend. You have to tell some absolutely "Kadi jokes" (terrible bores) to make them laugh, which you try however, will never come close to.

8) You obviously don't know how to make use of Yahoo Messenger, and you use it to scold your online friends with the best choice of invective spread rumors about other guyz, and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. You unfortunately don't know how to flirt using a Messenger and are frequently at loss of topics when you want to chat with some girl. Whereas you are deluged with strange topics to discuss with your friend with whom you had lost touch for the past decade or so.

9) While chatting you seriously can't start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. I have seen guyz chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. You can never do that. You will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falsely extol them. And bet, you can't do the following:

Boy : What did you have for breakfast??
Girl : I had idli ....
Boy: Is it??? Same pinch, no back pinch, I too had idli. (he slyly   pinches her) and laughs.
Girl : Ouchhh (artificially). It hurts. 
Boy: Ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologise).............then says "I had sambhar for idli."
Girl: (excitedly)..Sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...

I swear, I cant tolerate any longer than this................ And this is not a figment of imagination, by any means. I have seen this...Though I agree there may be exceptions..

10) You can't sing a Bryan Adams, Sting, George Michael's song. When someone talks about Linking Park , you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can associate with them is National Park .

11) You seriously are clueless as to what rock music is.

12) All through college life, you belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang, nobody has a girlfriend. So there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.

With ALL these attributes, it is difficult for guyz like you to fall in love or find a girl. But I swear that for your characteristics, a girlfriend would not have added any flavor. Girls look for fun with fast guys. They get serious and grounded only when it does not work out. I am sure as time passes they start looking for the qualities you hold like seriousness, stability, integrity, respect for her parents, trust worthiness and above all responsibility   They then learn to adore the guys who truly loves them from the core even though they can't bubble it out all the time. So don't change yourself now and loose the link after interval.  For marriage, go for a decent Girl who understands you more than who makes you understand & tries to change you. (So that you somewhat resemble her Ex boyfriend) But then you can't, What then? You loose your own Individuality & moral too.

Source: Unknown Indian.

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